The United Socialist States of Syrian Democratic United Republic is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 454 million Syrian Democratic United Republicians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Syrian Democratic United Republician economy, worth 10.4 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Soda Sales. Average income is 22,866 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syrian Democratic United Republic's national animal is the camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Syrian Democratic United Republic is ranked 231,039^th in the world and 327^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 454 million capita.